Mom,
1.) I’m pregnant.
2.) I found something (DISGUTING COLOR) down there…
3.) I slept with your new husband.
4.) You’re ugly.
5.) He left you for a reason…
6.) I’m sorry we can’t all be as dumb as you.
7.) I hate you.
8.) You’re fat.
9.) You look bad in every color.
10.) You just can’t cook. For nothing. Zippo.
Got anymore?